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Keep Calm and Don’t Shart
Bathroom Humor

Keep Calm and Don’t Shart

$3.00Approx. 3" at longest dimension

When pressure rises and confidence falls, remember the golden rule: never trust the fart. 3" premium die-cut vinyl sticker — waterproof, laminated, UV and scratch resistant.

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Product Specs

  • Premium printed vinyl
  • Die-cut around the design
  • Protective laminate
  • Water resistant
  • Scratch resistant
  • Made by Outspoken Expressions

Materials & Care

Printed on premium waterproof vinyl with a protective gloss laminate for excellent durability. Suitable for outdoor use. Like all printed graphics, extended exposure to intense direct sunlight and weather may gradually reduce color vibrancy over time.

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$1.65

Economy Rigid Mailer

  • Protective rigid mailer
  • No tracking included
  • Estimated delivery: 5–10 business days
$5.90

USPS Tracked Shipping

  • USPS tracking included
  • Estimated delivery: 3–7 business days
Free

Local Pickup (Southern Utah)

  • Available by appointment

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