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STRAP-ON Parody – Your Firstborn Is Collateral Tool Truck Sticker
STRAP-ON PARODY

STRAP-ON Parody – Your Firstborn Is Collateral Tool Truck Sticker

$4.995" × 1.5"

When the tool truck financing gets so expensive that your firstborn might be the down payment. A sarcastic STRAP-ON parody sticker for mechanics, technicians, and anyone who's ever financed a toolbox. Funny mechanic humor for toolboxes, garage cabinets and automotive workshop gear. This automotive parody decal is professionally printed in Lakeside, California.

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Product Specs

  • Premium Waterproof Vinyl
  • Die-Cut
  • Scratch Resistant
  • Dishwasher Safe
  • UV Resistant
  • Gloss Finish
  • Clean Removal
  • Professionally Printed in Lakeside, California

Materials & Care

Printed on premium waterproof vinyl with a protective gloss laminate for excellent durability. Suitable for outdoor use. Like all printed graphics, extended exposure to intense direct sunlight and weather may gradually reduce color vibrancy over time.

Shipping Information

Choose your preferred eligible method at checkout. Products marked Free U.S. Shipping include an additional free option.

💬 Heads up! Shipping with tracking costs a little more, but it lets you follow your package all the way to your door.

$1.65

Economy Shipping

  • Eligible U.S. orders up to 25 stickers
  • Subject to package thickness and weight limits
  • Protective rigid mailer
  • No tracking included
  • Delivery times vary by destination and carrier
$7.00

Standard Tracked Shipping

  • Tracking included so you can follow your package
  • Delivery times vary by destination and carrier
Free

Local Pickup (Lakeside, California)

  • By arrangement in Lakeside, California

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