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When Life Gives You Pants, Shit 'Em!
Bathroom Humor

When Life Gives You Pants, Shit 'Em!

$4.995" x 1.7"

Bold comic-style lettering for people with absolutely no filter. A long, loud bumper-ready statement of life philosophy.

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Product Specs

  • Premium Waterproof Vinyl
  • Die-Cut
  • Scratch Resistant
  • Dishwasher Safe
  • UV Resistant
  • Gloss Finish
  • Clean Removal
  • Professionally Printed in Southern Utah

Materials & Care

Printed on premium waterproof vinyl with a protective gloss laminate for excellent durability. Suitable for outdoor use. Like all printed graphics, extended exposure to intense direct sunlight and weather may gradually reduce color vibrancy over time.

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$1.65

Economy Rigid Mailer

  • Protective rigid mailer
  • No tracking included
  • Estimated delivery: 5–10 business days
$5.90

USPS Tracked Shipping

  • USPS tracking included
  • Estimated delivery: 3–7 business days
Free

Local Pickup (Southern Utah)

  • Available by appointment

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